[ftp]

Vacuming a gutter out today when the hose did its normal 'gulp' as a blockage shot up the nozzle and fired in to the cannister.
Finished the job and emptied the vac when I got home only to find a rather limp Starling in the bottom 
Think I should go back and suck the rest of the family up?

Must have come out under the tiles.

[macmac]

That's got me thinking

Big fat purse on dressing table, top opener gaping wide open

THAT'S IT, screw window cleaning!!!!!

[dave.e]

That's got me thinking

Big fat purse on dressing table, top opener gaping wide open

THAT'S IT, screw window cleaning!!!!!

 

[Nathanael Jones]

Its worse when you're up the ladder cleaning by hand and you scoop a dead one out,.. ALWAYS wear gloves!

[weetot]

What a bunch of tweets.