I wouldnt want to have it away with one of those old bids, they would be so baggy,but maybe you could climb inside and use them for the schools sack race 
That's as maybe, but at least they'd thank you and buy you a curry and a few pints later....and importantly: They'd never moan about you wanting to do their "windows" 12 times a year...never send you away because it's raining...never forget to leave their "gate" open....
