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simon knight

Re: uniforms
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2009, 09:27:42 am »
I've thought long and hard about a uniform and in the winter I wear a black jacket (in the summer a light sand-brown safari jacket) with breast pockets and gold and red insignia on the collar and lapels with gold epaulettes on the shoulders. I did think about a tie but thought that being in a nominally christian country I went for a small cross made of iron instead.

Then I thought about a logo and went for a black cross on a white circle on a red armband but thought that the cross was a bit reminiscent of the iron cross I was already wearing and so I extended the arms of the cross at right-angles.

I wanted plenty of pockets so went for black jodhpurs tapering into long black leather boots.
I wear a black belt with a holster on one side for money and scrim, but this is hidden by a 9mm luger automatic pistol which seems to put off would be muggers. (I know the Walther and Mauser jam less often but this is really for deterrent purposes only)

Gloves are light grey suede leather which are also useful for slapping the cheek of other window cleaners when I challenge them to to a duel. The ceremonial sword I leave in the half-track errr... van as it kept getting tangled in my hose.

Finally, for sun protection I wear a peaked cap (like blakey in On the Buses but with a bit of white rope at the front with a silver deaths head in the middle) and my monocle is photochromatic as I don't want to hurt my eyes.

Hope this helps ...


 ;D

And your round is mainly Golders Green and Finchley?

Nathanael Jones

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Re: uniforms
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2009, 09:39:34 am »
uniforms work for these guys:
http://www.meninkilts.net/new/index.html

AuRavelling79

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Re: uniforms
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2009, 09:42:37 am »
Sorry, I spent too much time in the BNP thread!
It's a game of three halves!

simon knight

Re: uniforms
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2009, 09:45:32 am »
Sorry, I spent too much time in the BNP thread!

 ;D

In that vein: You don't see too many black window cleaners do you!?

big J

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Re: uniforms
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2009, 10:28:54 am »
 ;D ;D meninkilts love it ...bet the ladies of the house would be in to pay you ....I might switch to Trad just for PR purposes of course  :P :P ;D
modern day methods ......tradtional values

cozy

Re: uniforms
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2009, 01:08:08 pm »
I've thought long and hard about a uniform and in the winter I wear a black jacket (in the summer a light sand-brown safari jacket) with breast pockets and gold and red insignia on the collar and lapels with gold epaulettes on the shoulders. I did think about a tie but thought that being in a nominally christian country I went for a small cross made of iron instead.

Then I thought about a logo and went for a black cross on a white circle on a red armband but thought that the cross was a bit reminiscent of the iron cross I was already wearing and so I extended the arms of the cross at right-angles.

I wanted plenty of pockets so went for black jodhpurs tapering into long black leather boots.
I wear a black belt with a holster on one side for money and scrim, but this is hidden by a 9mm luger automatic pistol which seems to put off would be muggers. (I know the Walther and Mauser jam less often but this is really for deterrent purposes only)

Gloves are light grey suede leather which are also useful for slapping the cheek of other window cleaners when I challenge them to to a duel. The ceremonial sword I leave in the half-track errr... van as it kept getting tangled in my hose.

Finally, for sun protection I wear a peaked cap (like blakey in On the Buses but with a bit of white rope at the front with a silver deaths head in the middle) and my monocle is photochromatic as I don't want to hurt my eyes.

Hope this helps ...


 ;D

Loads of geezers like that around my areas 

Classic Malc ;D