[derek west]

did a custys house today and she was saying the bath was blocked, 10 seconds later it wasn't.
. you'd think she'd have the decency to get out first;D only joking but she was well happy, no charge. customer for life.
derek

[M.Acorn]

Went to see my mum yesterday,first time since xmas,ended up mending her washing machine,and sorting out her new dvd player,she went round the house to see if anything else needed fixing  cleaned her flipping carpet today too !
No wonder i try and avoid her

[clinton]

Derek

Bet you would have had a peep

[derek west]

i tried but her winciettes were drying over her zimmer so i couldn't get a proper look
derek