[fenman]

When:
Your wife complains  that you lavish more attention on your van and kit than you do on her.

When:
You are forced to go shopping with your wife and you spend all your time tut tutting to yourself about the state of the shop`s carpet and the amount of chewing gum.

Any more ?
David

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Actually identifying the carpet and also looking at items on shelves and seeing if you can adapt them to fit other purposes relating to cleaning.

Shaun

[daysdeepclean]

When:

Your stood in B&Q at the check outl, and you're shaking your head  at the "Rug Doctor" stand and making disparaging comments, while your wife bows her head with the embarassment!

Or picking up "Vanish" or "1001" and saying out loud, "They shouldn't be allowed to sell this sh*t!"

[kerrpmiddleton]

  when got spare time ,and u spend all afternoon on cleanitup site or carpet related subjects, on the computer ,wife in back ground shouting is that u on that porn site again

[M.Acorn]

you're shaking your head  at the "Rug Doctor" stand and making disparaging comments,

Got told off today for kicking the sign outside focus 

Also went to the big garden centre i did a quote for,carpets still really minging,so they must be putting the clean off

[derek west]

went into a restaurant, and when they came over to take my order for food i said, "its ok i won't be ordering, the carpets in here are disgusting" and walked out, i'm just in the middle of sending them some marketting speel, wonder if i'll get the job, now wheres my fake beard and mustache just in case i get a reply.
sad but excellent marketting, wife was embarrassed though.
derek

[Mike Halliday]

your wife  finds your secret stash of mags under the bed, but instead of Penthouse & Rassle its Cleanfax magazine & Cleaning matters  :

[derek west]

oops, nice bit of editing there mike.
derek

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

....you're out for a drink with friends and the friends are telling the landlord that the landlord should get you in to clean the carpets.

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

people call you by your trade name rather than your birth name.

[Shaun_Ashmore]

That's too true my mates dad calls me "the carpet man"

Shaun

[Doug Holloway]

Hi Guys

I'm known to some as Doug the Rug

Cheers

Doug

[Mike Osbourne]

Doug, well it's a good one cos you can't see the join.

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Has other implications also

Shaun

[Mike Osbourne]

Good job your not always eating Shaun when your mates Dads around.  

[Jim_77]

Doug, well it's a good one cos you can't see the join.

hahahaha that had me in stitches Mike!!

I get called a few things by my mates but I'd get banned for posting them on here

[Ricky M]

when the mrs 1st gets on your case for noticing carpets when out an about is ok but when she gets peed of cause shed catches her self doing the same thing when she out with her mates.
priceless