[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

Just heard on the radio that Waitrose today launched the world's first non-stick, bio-degradable chewing gum.

So that's going to knock a hole in our profits!?!

Apparently the cost of producing it has come down compared to the cost of the more normal gums. It's organic and not derived from petrol.

The downside is it's £1.39 per packet.

O well, back to the drawing board.

[derek west]

theres still 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,376 pieces still knockin about in carpets roger, that should keep ya busy till you retire,
derek