we need to know alex
come on man ( or your good wife ), spill the beans
It wasn't that good actually. I tried a new recipe and put too much curry powder in it. Alex was a hero and eat it though. Yuk.
Mrs A
Wor Lass is similair to yourself, Mrs A, which is why I do 99% of the cooking.
She doesn't even know how the oven works! Honest!
Are you sure about that, or is she just extremely clever? 
Bit like men with a hoover or toilet brush............
funny enough
when me and the then girl friend ( now wife ) moved in togehter, we brought a bungalow in a small close of retired people, the 2nd weekend i decided to mow the grass ( now the front lawn was 100 ft long and 30 ft wide, every1 elses in the close was like a bowling green, so i thought i would crack on and make the effort
my wife was in work and i thought it would be a s.prise for her, so i went and brought a lawn mower ( top money, as at the time, i was earning silly money ) i thought i had dont a good job, the wife laughed her head off and will even to this day not let me cut the lawn, she even cut ours when 36 weeks pregnant
so i cannot be trusted to mow the lawn
another
my wife used to work on saturday, so i thought i would hoover the house and try out our brand new 450 quid hoover, i snapped the pole thing
she went mad, i did replace the pole from a spares dealer, but she will not let me hoover either
allways makes me chuckle, 2 legit attempts at helping have backfired on me and meant i cannot be trusted to do them anymore