It don't matter if you're a girl or boy
When I decide who to employ...
And if to me you do send her
I won't segregate her on gender
You can even wear panty-hose
When you reel in the hose
She can spend her lunch time at the shops
If she works until she drops
If she works 'til 5 o' clock
That would be quite a shock
So send the ladies here for equal pay
and equal work, is that OK?
And I'll make up for my misogyny
By making her my prodigy!