[Nathanael Jones]

I've been searching your old posts for half the night looking for a "Price increase" letter you posted about 6 weeks back that I thought was absolutely brilliant, the wording was just spot on.
I can't find it,.... any chance you'd post it again?   Please?

[Tosh]

Nathaniel,

Sorry, but you're confusing me with someone else.

[Chris Galloway]

Nathaniel,

Sorry, but you're confusing me with someone else.

probably why he cant find it then

[Clive McDonald]

Malc Gold?

[Tosh]

Malc Gold?

Probably; it's easy to confuse us two; but I'm the better looking one.

[Nathanael Jones]

Nathaniel,

Sorry, but you're confusing me with someone else.

OK,.. sorry bout that,... no wonder I couldn't find it then!

[Tosh]

No probs.

[LWC]

Dear Customer,

Due to rising fuel costs over the last few months, introduced health and safety measures, besides general inflation, as of next month I am forced to increase your window cleaning from :-
 
£                    TO               £

I have not raised my prices for X years but can no longer absorb these costs any longer. I do hope you understand.

Thank you

[Tosh]

Dear Customer,

With effect of the (insert date), our charges will increase from £X per month to £X per month.

We do not like to increase our charges, the last price increase we did was two-years-ago, but for us to maintain a viable business this is necessary.

If you would like to discuss this, or any other aspect of our service, please do not hesitate to call us on the above numbers.

Regards,

Your Window Cleaner

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Or words to that effect.  I wouldn't mention anything about fuel price increases, inflation, the stock market, the retail price index; nothing.

[AuRavelling79]

Malc Gold?

Probably; it's easy to confuse us two; but I'm the better looking one.

Blimey Tosh, I didn't realise how ugly I was 'til I read that.