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ftp

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Identities
« on: August 28, 2008, 07:55:23 pm »
Can you have more than one at a time from the same pc? Only one or two characters seem to share the same brain on here.  :-\

Re: Identities
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 08:01:01 pm »
Can you have more than one at a time from the same pc? Only one or two characters seem to share the same brain on here.  :-\
why would you want more than one ?
takes enough posting from one account sod having 2 of them

ftp

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Re: Identities
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 08:05:15 pm »
Because you could post - whats the best van mount? Then reply to yourself - buy a thermowhatjacallit from where-ever.

Re: Identities
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 08:07:33 pm »
Because you could post - whats the best van mount? Then reply to yourself - buy a thermowhatjacallit from where-ever.
is this your new line then  :-\

Jokes apart, I think it would be very sad if you had to do this

ftp

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Re: Identities
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2008, 08:09:51 pm »
There are some sad people on here!
















ask my wife!

Re: Identities
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2008, 08:11:23 pm »
There are some sad people on here!
















ask my wife!
I would ask mine but she does not speak to me any more  ;D.

THANK YOU CIU

matt

Re: Identities
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2008, 08:36:22 pm »
im sure we have 1 person on here with 3 ID's, he even replies to himself in the attempt to look important and good guy

steve a

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Re: Identities
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 08:40:30 pm »
I had a guy work for me once who used to text himself and then say he had to go home as there was a crisis, just cos he didn't like the job we were working on.

He was also lazy conniving and a downright liar. Told him do a job once and to do tops middles and bottoms and I would be back in  a half hour, I was, and asked him if he had done what I asked, yes was the reply.
Now, what do you say when you have only been over at maccy dee for your brekky and could see him doing the bottoms only, no tops, no middles. And then returning and him lying to your face.

Steve a

Re: Identities
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 08:44:31 pm »
It's been done, and more or less exactly how you describe.

I've wanted to do it too. In the woody Allen film he's having the row in the cinema queue about a film with the very annoying woman in front of him. In exasperation to turns to the man behind him who just happens to be the director of the film that they are argueing about and he agrees completley with Allen crushing the woman (let's call her ftp for brevity). W Allen's comment 'wouldn't it be great if life was like that'.

So that's why I would like the double identity so i could agree with myself.(someone has too)

ftp

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Re: Identities
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2008, 08:50:49 pm »
Matt, you got that van home yet? Doing any work this week  ;D

Re: Identities
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2008, 09:06:01 pm »
There's some telly ads going at the moment with the slogan- live for the weekend-

They have a camper vw logo pretty much as Matt's. I thought how iconic, that this image (matt's avatar) should be such a fast way of evoking freedom, youth, vitality and anything else carefree......

But then I thought of the reality, Matt stuck under it welding it up.

matt

Re: Identities
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2008, 10:46:06 pm »
Matt, you got that van home yet? Doing any work this week  ;D

i worked till 2 on wednesday

dont talk to me about the van

travelled on the train to london then upto cambridge ( took  4 hours )

picked up van, got 3 miles down the road and it dies :( i phone the guy up who comes out but doesnt have a clue ( he has dropped my money off home first though, smart move by the guy tbh )i then phone the RAC, my membership ran out at the start of the month ( i thought it was next month ) so i have to pay extra for my new membership as im on a breakdown

they arrive after 1 hour, fix the van, the ignition has a fault, so they do a temp fix ( i knew the fix they did, and they used the wire from the car stereo )

im on the M25 and the NEW clutch ( the old 1 is in the back of the van with the old set of pads ) seems to be sticky, the pedal doesnt return right the way up, i stop for fuel and coffee on the M4, changing down to 3rd i hear a crunching, its the clutch

i get home ok at 3am, so full off coffee and redbull i cannot sleep, its 6.30 and im still awake  ::) ::)

so today i phone the garage and he says the clutch hasnt been fitted right  >:( >:(

so im well cheesed off  :(


matt

Re: Identities
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2008, 10:51:22 pm »
There's some telly ads going at the moment with the slogan- live for the weekend-

They have a camper vw logo pretty much as Matt's. I thought how iconic, that this image (matt's avatar) should be such a fast way of evoking freedom, youth, vitality and anything else carefree......

But then I thought of the reality, Matt stuck under it welding it up.

no welding on mine, looks brand new underneath, came from south africa  ;)

now talk about the brake lines, the suspension, the rear drums, the steering rods then you will catch me underneath

to be fair though, when its done that will be it, not much else to go wrong ( i hope )

funny enough, the guy who is helping me, im off to clean his windows next week for free, he doesnt know yet, its my way of saying " thanks"

the VW bus has gone full circle, its now such a iconic icon that i think " joe public" will become bored of them again, i was asked last month by some1 if they could use it for a ad campain, it meant i would either have to have 3 days off or let some idiot drive my van, i turned it down