Oooooohhhh Shaun your so camp!!!
Actually I have just beeen pondering on this one , and strange as it may seem
I have been recently wearing stockings
the compression sort :

, that are supposed to help your aching legs

I got them from the hospital , because of my recent prob with a blood clot
in my leg; do you know i am sure they would make a perfect replacment filter
Did you decide to purchase a cfr Shaun? , if so i will willingly send you a pair for emergencys

geoff