[ants]

I was doing a regular clean for an elderly couple[about 70] last week,husband has a bad  heart and spends a lot of time in a wheelchair she always comes ou t for a chat.
How are you I said .
Absolutely knackered she said
Oh why?
Hes had me up all night hasnt he ...hes just had the snip
There was an awkward pause while  I LOOKED SHOCKED...and tried to think what to say
only later in the conversation I realised she was talking about.......... the dog

[windowwashers]

I was doing a regular clean for an elderly couple[about 70] last week,husband has a bad  heart and spends a lot of time in a wheelchair she always comes ou t for a chat.
How are you I said .
Absolutely knackered she said
Oh why?
Hes had me up all night hasnt he ...hes just had the snip
There was an awkward pause while  I LOOKED SHOCKED...and tried to think what to say
only later in the conversation I realised she was talking about.......... the dog

looooooooooooooool, thought you had insulted them for a mo 

[mci services]

 

[brett walker]

LOL

thats the dogs ....................

brett

[steve.ternent]

  very good!
Keep them coming!
regards steve

[Ian Lancaster]

A few years ago my sons used to help me with the collecting.  Number 2 son was talking to a custy on her doorstep, when he noticed a woman on the opposite side of the road waving at him.  Not wanting to appear rude, he waved back, then he turned to the custy and said: "I haven't the faintest idea who that was."   "I'm not surprised," she said, "she was waving at ME"

[Dean Taberner]