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matt

Re: Newbies Beware
« Reply #40 on: February 27, 2008, 11:30:09 pm »
Tony that's one funny post! ;D ;D ;D

But even you are setting your sights too low - I've teamed up with the Russians for the contract on cleaning the glass on their space-station and now the Americans are going back to the Moon I'm off to Cape Canaveral to secure the contract for there as well!

I've got more vans on the road than Eddie Stobart and Norbert Dentressangle have got lorries!

 ;D

Wouldn't bother with cape canaverel malc, popped in last week, they're not prepared to pay more than 3.2 million for their windows cleaned, not even for a "hot" wash. ( tight gits ). ;)

Tony

is that £ or $

as if its £ i just might be interested, but then again, im not in the same league as you big boys

poleman

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Re: Newbies Beware
« Reply #41 on: February 27, 2008, 11:34:37 pm »
One day! man...you need to go out more  ;D

Andy

macmac

Re: Newbies Beware
« Reply #42 on: February 27, 2008, 11:44:59 pm »
Tony that's one funny post! ;D ;D ;D

But even you are setting your sights too low - I've teamed up with the Russians for the contract on cleaning the glass on their space-station and now the Americans are going back to the Moon I'm off to Cape Canaveral to secure the contract for there as well!

I've got more vans on the road than Eddie Stobart and Norbert Dentressangle have got lorries!

 ;D

Wouldn't bother with cape canaverel malc, popped in last week, they're not prepared to pay more than 3.2 million for their windows cleaned, not even for a "hot" wash. ( tight gits ). ;)

Tony

is that £ or $

as if its £ i just might be interested, but then again, im not in the same league as you big boys

Sterling matt, i even mentioned the uniform, that the solar panels will be "sterile" afterwards & even threw in the old "pure water technology" but to no avail. anyway, i don't need custys like that so i just dropped them & picked up the whole of florida & texas as i walked out the door, both states appreciate the top job that i do. ;)

Tony

matt

Re: Newbies Beware
« Reply #43 on: February 27, 2008, 11:50:01 pm »
Tony that's one funny post! ;D ;D ;D

But even you are setting your sights too low - I've teamed up with the Russians for the contract on cleaning the glass on their space-station and now the Americans are going back to the Moon I'm off to Cape Canaveral to secure the contract for there as well!

I've got more vans on the road than Eddie Stobart and Norbert Dentressangle have got lorries!

 ;D

Wouldn't bother with cape canaverel malc, popped in last week, they're not prepared to pay more than 3.2 million for their windows cleaned, not even for a "hot" wash. ( tight gits ). ;)

Tony

is that £ or $

as if its £ i just might be interested, but then again, im not in the same league as you big boys

Sterling matt, i even mentioned the uniform, that the solar panels will be "sterile" afterwards & even threw in the old "pure water technology" but to no avail. anyway, i don't need custys like that so i just dropped them & picked up the whole of florida & texas as i walked out the door, both states appreciate the top job that i do. ;)

Tony

Hmmmmmmm interesting

how often do they want it done, as if its each 1/4 i could put a disney holiday though the books as a biz expence

ive thought of a problem though, you can still only take 100 ml of fluid onto planes, how would i get my 25 L drums over ? ? ? ?

macmac

Re: Newbies Beware
« Reply #44 on: February 28, 2008, 12:01:05 am »
Tony that's one funny post! ;D ;D ;D

But even you are setting your sights too low - I've teamed up with the Russians for the contract on cleaning the glass on their space-station and now the Americans are going back to the Moon I'm off to Cape Canaveral to secure the contract for there as well!

I've got more vans on the road than Eddie Stobart and Norbert Dentressangle have got lorries!

 ;D

Wouldn't bother with cape canaverel malc, popped in last week, they're not prepared to pay more than 3.2 million for their windows cleaned, not even for a "hot" wash. ( tight gits ). ;)

Tony

is that £ or $

as if its £ i just might be interested, but then again, im not in the same league as you big boys

Sterling matt, i even mentioned the uniform, that the solar panels will be "sterile" afterwards & even threw in the old "pure water technology" but to no avail. anyway, i don't need custys like that so i just dropped them & picked up the whole of florida & texas as i walked out the door, both states appreciate the top job that i do. ;)

Tony

Hmmmmmmm interesting

how often do they want it done, as if its each 1/4 i could put a disney holiday though the books as a biz expence

ive thought of a problem though, you can still only take 100 ml of fluid onto planes, how would i get my 25 L drums over ? ? ? ?

What! you mean you don't have the new ionics "pro 1000000000000 hot airbus A70" :o
Man, you need to invest rapidly! 8)

Tony

matt

Re: Newbies Beware
« Reply #45 on: February 28, 2008, 12:04:41 am »
Tony that's one funny post! ;D ;D ;D

But even you are setting your sights too low - I've teamed up with the Russians for the contract on cleaning the glass on their space-station and now the Americans are going back to the Moon I'm off to Cape Canaveral to secure the contract for there as well!

I've got more vans on the road than Eddie Stobart and Norbert Dentressangle have got lorries!

 ;D

Wouldn't bother with cape canaverel malc, popped in last week, they're not prepared to pay more than 3.2 million for their windows cleaned, not even for a "hot" wash. ( tight gits ). ;)

Tony

is that £ or $

as if its £ i just might be interested, but then again, im not in the same league as you big boys

Sterling matt, i even mentioned the uniform, that the solar panels will be "sterile" afterwards & even threw in the old "pure water technology" but to no avail. anyway, i don't need custys like that so i just dropped them & picked up the whole of florida & texas as i walked out the door, both states appreciate the top job that i do. ;)

Tony

Hmmmmmmm interesting

how often do they want it done, as if its each 1/4 i could put a disney holiday though the books as a biz expence

ive thought of a problem though, you can still only take 100 ml of fluid onto planes, how would i get my 25 L drums over ? ? ? ?

What! you mean you don't have the new ionics "pro 1000000000000 hot airbus A70" :o
Man, you need to invest rapidly! 8)

Tony

nah

to be honest, i didnt like the brush it came with, the gold plating reflected the sun too much and caused too much dazzle


macmac

Re: Newbies Beware
« Reply #46 on: February 28, 2008, 12:06:19 am »
B***ard to park mind, although i've got a 27 mile reel of microbore in mine. ;)

Tony

matt

Re: Newbies Beware
« Reply #47 on: February 28, 2008, 12:08:47 am »
B***ard to park mind, although i've got a 27 mile reel of microbore in mine. ;)

Tony

you want a "powered rewind" on that ;)

Re: Newbies Beware
« Reply #48 on: February 28, 2008, 07:40:25 am »
Ouch!