I cleaned an elderly mans carpet today whilst he sat in the room and smoked about 20 fAgs....
Can I sue for that ? :

When I'd finished he said he said, "you've done a lovely job there boy, (I'm only 52), now what do you know about Televisions" ?
I ended up having to sort out his new Freeview installation which he purchased from a local retailer and then give half an hours training on which buttons to press.

Still, it wasn't time wasted...he gave me a £1 tip for my troubles

Les