I wear a Tri-corner hat, a Parrot, a long coat with epaulettes, embroidered button holes and big cuffs.
My leather breeches keep out the water and my wooden leg is painted black to match my other boot.
In my belt I carry a brace of pistols and in the summer I wear an eye patch.
My make-up is to die for and my hair is dyed black.
Long John Gold - the upmarket Pirate.