Hey DB
YOU ARE A LIAR 
There, I've said it.
OK, I'm not a customer of yours, but a colleague, but it could be argued that I'm a customer of the NCCA (I pay my fees) and you are a director of the NCCA and you've phoned me on a Sunday more than once.
But just a minute, you stated that Sunday was strictly your quality time, and you phoned me on a Sunday. So you value you me highly enough to include me in your quality time. Ahhh, you're so sweet young Derek.
See you at Carpex, when I'll allow you to buy me and my beloved a nice cup of tea.
Safe and happy qualy tea time:)
Ken