I once caught a glass cabinet with my shoulder when unplugging from underneath it. A very expensive large ornament toppled off the top, bounced off my head, and smashed a pane of glass in the very expensive antique glass cabinet.
Then my head started to bleed

, luckily not on to the carpet

This was at the house of my best domestic customer who's husband owns a local chain of estate agents and was absolutely loaded! Whoops

Luckily she has forgiven me and I've been back several times since
