I'm all registered and am honest about takings etc. But (and I don't know if I should tell you this) but someone I know works for IR and they are cutting thousands of jobs. Loads of local offices have closed and even now, your 'local' number will be someone in a call centre. These guys are given 1 days induction and know less about tax than you.
I wasn't sure to believe him, but yes, his office is closing and they are losing their jobs. He is on the investigation team. They now only investigate businesses above a certain turnover (not telling what

). They have given up trying to get non payers into the system due to man power crisis and only screw the people in the system for more to hit their targets.
I needed to talk recently to someone and phoned my 'local' office. I kept getting scottish people answering. Five times, five scottish answerers with different names. I'm in bedfordshire. None of them knew the most simple of questions about tax and ummed and arred before saying I needed to speak to a technical adviser who was NEVER available. They kept telling me to visit the crapping website where you cannot do what I wanted to do. (change from sole trader to partnership). I ended up writing and have received no reply.
All I'm saying is, I want to get things done correctly but can't. I do my own tax and can't even speak to anyone. The service is cut in half. And I know if I make a mistake I'm going to be the one bloke who gets investigated and it'll all be my fault.
You lot in scotland will probably get west country students answering.