Oh this one is not funny. Cleaning some windows today and I could hear a Simply Red cd being played 2 doors away...i could also hear a woman singing...very badly...... I was busy laughing to myself when I looked over at the house and a woman walked into the garden, probably about 20 stone ( at least) singing her heart out... wearing a t shirt...and nothing else...I got a glimpse of her huge butt!!! hanging down from the back of the t shirt!!! her cellulite had cellulite.... it was disgusting... I hasten to add she didn't even see me.