[Bob Allen]

Whilst quoting on phone
"can you tell me what your suite is made from"
"oh just normall fabric"

And we all know there are bloody loads of different fabrics.

[CVC]

" I need a carpet cleaning, how much is it going to cost" from an estate agent.

So I asked her "I need to sell my house how much will I get for it?"

"Well it depends on size, condition, location" she replied snotily

"Exactly" I replied.


I also like it when they say "Oooh thats a big hose" as I pull 200ft of TM hose off the van. I reply "thats what they all say"

I think I have heard all the sayings on this thread at some point.

Do you all get asked to do the hesian door mats???


 

[craigp]

yeah!

coconut mats, all the bits get walked in.

ever heard this one?

' do you get busy? '

or ' do you clean alot of carpets? '

lol.

[BRSL]

Dont Forget To Do Behind The Door !!!!!!!

no ive just spent 10 mins moving your 30,000 china cats and frog's off that wonky side unit and 15 mins unpluging your 52" tv, sky box, free veiw box, surround sound, dvd player, video player, stereo, play station and moving your fine collection of coppied DVD's and CD's but im not going to take 2 seconds to push the door too and clean behind it  : : :

[spindle]

we had an accident with the iron.............it has burned the carpet a little........dont suppose u can clean the burn out!!

[Andrew Briscoe]

  Explaining to old lady this morning that our min charge is 45 + vat  "oh its just a small stain i need done"
feeling a little sorry for her i say is there any other small carpet
requiring a clean for the same price.
  After a little think she replies

 "Well while your hear you can give my BACK PASSAGE the once over"   

[jasonl]

"you clean a lot better than Chem Dry".................... I use the same chems and equipment as I did as a franchissee.

"ooo a man that like vacuuming"........  do you really think I would be for any less than £50 an hour.

"its just the kids and dogs/cats that make it dirty"............. so you walk round in a constant sterile state.

"do I need to move my car off the drive"......  yes if you want love.

"do you want a drink"..................... er its 100 degrees in here go on then.