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Johnny B

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Re: What's the stupidest question you've been asked?
« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2018, 11:06:59 pm »
Customer: 'Is it going to rain next week?'

John
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Being diplomatic is being able to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Kev Martin

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Re: What's the stupidest question you've been asked?
« Reply #41 on: August 24, 2018, 06:16:11 am »
Customer.....I just bought a new Kentucky (LadyBug) bucket off you because it had a wringer and a 12 litre capacity.  I then put exactly 12 Litres of water in but it was filled it to the brim.,  when I put the mop in it the water  went all over the floor. 

“So how does it work?”
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Kev Martin

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Re: What's the stupidest question you've been asked?
« Reply #42 on: August 24, 2018, 08:36:28 am »
Is the price you have on that Floor Grinder the pre non negotiated price?
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AuRavelling79

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Re: What's the stupidest question you've been asked?
« Reply #43 on: August 24, 2018, 03:02:38 pm »
Can you leave it this time?
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It's a game of three halves!

tony day

  • Posts: 183
Re: What's the stupidest question you've been asked?
« Reply #44 on: August 26, 2018, 10:07:46 am »
I had one approach me and asked if the window cleaning was included with his Council Tax!

At first i though he was pulling my leg, then i realised he was being serious!
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alank

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Re: What's the stupidest question you've been asked?
« Reply #45 on: August 26, 2018, 11:18:10 am »
Can I pay you next time ;D
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combat1

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Re: What's the stupidest question you've been asked?
« Reply #46 on: August 26, 2018, 08:51:50 pm »
‘Does theArmy pay for our windows to be cleaned for free’
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M & C Window Cleaning

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Re: What's the stupidest question you've been asked?
« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2018, 11:28:41 am »
One that always makes me smile and I’ve had quite a few times over the years. Part statement part question.
When someone opens the door and says, ‘No ones home. Can you call later?” 
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