[AuRavelling79]

Two have died on my round this week.

Both over 90 years old. You'd think they'd have hung around for their telegram from the Queen; it's not as if they've anything pressing to do.

 

[rosskesava]

If you had a contract that the customer signs you could have included a clause that requires them to give at least 4 weeks notice before dying.

At least that way you could have replaced each with two more before they died.

[Plankton]

Gocardless...

[nathankaye]

I like to get little old dears to sort out a standing order. That way if they do slip away, they keep paying untill someone stops the standing order.......free easy money.


😂😂   obviously joking before someone sends the hit squad

[Tosh]

Shoot ‘em with your water pistol.

[nathankaye]

Shoot ‘em with your water pistol.

Nah water bombs are best for these clientele. As soon as the door opens, whack in the face. Then you have a minute to run in, check down side of settee and get back to the door before they compose themselves
 

Water pistols are for hypo n competition!!😠😠



 

[JandS]

Had one at 104 die on me recently.......she was killing her 2 sons who were having to look after her as she would not go in a home.
The last 2 times I cleaned them she gave me a pound coin and held her hand out for change which I ended up giving her 50p back.

[swanson]

So disrespectful 

[robbo333]

So disrespectful 

...and smelly if you're doing the insides!