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jo5hm4n

  • Posts: 958
Hiya mate, can i help you?
« on: May 02, 2017, 07:00:50 pm »
This is what i said today, when i looked over back to the van whilst doing a bungalow to see some bloke with a hi vis on staring into my system in back of the van.  He came over, and had terrible english.  Could barely understand a word he was saying.  Turns out he was an amazon driver, fed up and wants to be a window cleaner.  Normally i would of told him i don't have time for chit chat unless with customers, and told him to get his beak out of my van next time, but i was in a good mood and he seemed like he genuinely wanted to become a window cleaner.  He literally had a notepad out and was writing down everything he could see in my van.  He then asked if he could take photos of my system so i thought, meh go on then. 

He told me he had £6k to spend was that enough, i said yes, more than, just make sure you purify the water before using it.  Should of seen the look of horror on his face....  I said, look don't worry you got £6k?  Phone PureFreedom they will sort you out lmao.

Oh, before i started giving him advice i made sure he wasn't from the area i was working in.  He lives in Liverpool, keep a look out lads.  I give it a year, you will probably see him splashing tap water all over council houses for £3 a pop.

Bless..  ;D ;D

CleanClear

  • Posts: 15486
Re: Hiya mate, can i help you?
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2017, 07:17:12 pm »
This is what i said today, when i looked over back to the van whilst doing a bungalow to see some bloke with a hi vis on staring into my system in back of the van.  He came over, and had terrible english.  Could barely understand a word he was saying.  Turns out he was an amazon driver, fed up and wants to be a window cleaner.  Normally i would of told him i don't have time for chit chat unless with customers, and told him to get his beak out of my van next time, but i was in a good mood and he seemed like he genuinely wanted to become a window cleaner.  He literally had a notepad out and was writing down everything he could see in my van.  He then asked if he could take photos of my system so i thought, meh go on then. 

He told me he had £6k to spend was that enough, i said yes, more than, just make sure you purify the water before using it.  Should of seen the look of horror on his face....  I said, look don't worry you got £6k?  Phone PureFreedom they will sort you out lmao.

Oh, before i started giving him advice i made sure he wasn't from the area i was working in.  He lives in Liverpool, keep a look out lads.  I give it a year, you will probably see him splashing tap water all over council houses for £3 a pop.

Bless..  ;D ;D

I just know this is gonna go down like a lead balloon, but .......Window Cleaners here in Liverpool don't have a really good rep. You'll see them in the Echo for robbing, burgalry, benefits cheats etc..... and infact the only thing worse than a Scouse window cleaner in Liverpool, is probably one with really bad English !!!   ;D  I don't think i'll lose any sleep over either of them doing houses at £3 a pop. Nor either of them delivering parcles and photographing vans and systems !!   ;D
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Bungle

  • Posts: 2554
Re: Hiya mate, can i help you?
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2017, 07:22:49 pm »
Scousers speak English  ???
We look at them, they look through them.

jonboywalton75

  • Posts: 2228
Re: Hiya mate, can i help you?
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2017, 08:34:33 am »
This is what i said today, when i looked over back to the van whilst doing a bungalow to see some bloke with a hi vis on staring into my system in back of the van.  He came over, and had terrible english.  Could barely understand a word he was saying.  Turns out he was an amazon driver, fed up and wants to be a window cleaner.  Normally i would of told him i don't have time for chit chat unless with customers, and told him to get his beak out of my van next time, but i was in a good mood and he seemed like he genuinely wanted to become a window cleaner.  He literally had a notepad out and was writing down everything he could see in my van.  He then asked if he could take photos of my system so i thought, meh go on then. 

He told me he had £6k to spend was that enough, i said yes, more than, just make sure you purify the water before using it.  Should of seen the look of horror on his face....  I said, look don't worry you got £6k?  Phone PureFreedom they will sort you out lmao.

Oh, before i started giving him advice i made sure he wasn't from the area i was working in.  He lives in Liverpool, keep a look out lads.  I give it a year, you will probably see him splashing tap water all over council houses for £3 a pop.

Bless..  ;D ;D

Hey Josh
Don't let those types be scanning anything you got.
Tea Leaves!!!

Marc Stock

Re: Hiya mate, can i help you?
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2017, 09:23:00 am »
Great... another one on the bandwagon to drive prices down.

jo5hm4n

  • Posts: 958
Re: Hiya mate, can i help you?
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2017, 06:18:55 pm »
Would you believe it, was working around 7 miles from where i was yesterday, and at 1pm the same bloke turns up in his van too drop off another parcel on a small culdesac i was working in. 

What's the verdict, reckon he's stalking me?  ???

dazmond

  • Posts: 24488
Re: Hiya mate, can i help you?
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2017, 06:42:47 pm »
Would you believe it, was working around 7 miles from where i was yesterday, and at 1pm the same bloke turns up in his van too drop off another parcel on a small culdesac i was working in. 

What's the verdict, reckon he's stalking me?  ???

probably just doing his job.is your van sign written?got any pics of your set up?where do you live?when is it your going on holiday?
price higher/work harder!

NWH

  • Posts: 16952
Re: Hiya mate, can i help you?
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2017, 07:46:55 pm »
I'd have said mines worth 15 but you can have it for 6 lol 😂