[Dave Willis]

So..... I'm giving my best work away. Anyone want it?

[Tosh]

I have one like that. Nightmare. Some people ....

[Dry Clean]

I have one that belongs to a petrol head, bits of cars lying everywhere and the back garden is like a scrapyard, why they
want clean windows to look at the mess is beyond me.

[slap bash]

I had one like this second one a few years left a gym mat lying in the passage. Grey colour just like the concrete. The long and the short of it slipped trying to get through all the crap. Slipped on the wet mat and ended up in Hospital with a concussion. All I got from the homeowner was a call to say don`t come back.  If it`so safe just leave and don't go back.

[Frankybadboy]

dave i thought you told your wife you was going to clean it up