[nathankaye]

Working a street, the vast majority owned or a couple rented.
Anyway a chaf, very early 20's in tracky bottoms n vag in hand gets out his car into house next door to where im working. Loudly pipes up "where are days gone where people used ladders n worked properly"
So i piped up, "same reason you aint riding a horse n cart or have that small phone stuck to your ear all time n not some brick or cable phone"
Haha, didnt like that but wasnt ready for any reply which was a shame, causr i was just gonna ask him what hard work he does n rolling joints doesnt count...

Sometimes these life forms really dont think things through enough or think at all for that matter

[ObiwanK]

Working a street, the vast majority owned or a couple rented.
Anyway a chaf, very early 20's in tracky bottoms n vag in hand gets out his car into house next door to where im working. Loudly pipes up "where are days gone where people used ladders n worked properly"
So i piped up, "same reason you aint riding a horse n cart or have that small phone stuck to your ear all time n not some brick or cable phone"
Haha, didnt like that but wasnt ready for any reply which was a shame, causr i was just gonna ask him what hard work he does n rolling joints doesnt count...

Sometimes these life forms really dont think things through enough or think at all for that matter

Eh?

[paul alan]

Working a street, the vast majority owned or a couple rented.
Anyway a chaf, very early 20's in tracky bottoms n vag in hand gets out his car into house next door to where im working. Loudly pipes up "where are days gone where people used ladders n worked properly"
So i piped up, "same reason you aint riding a horse n cart or have that small phone stuck to your ear all time n not some brick or cable phone"
Haha, didnt like that but wasnt ready for any reply which was a shame, causr i was just gonna ask him what hard work he does n rolling joints doesnt count...

Sometimes these life forms really dont think things through enough or think at all for that matter

chaf?  Yeah i agree, sometimes people just dont think!

[Smurf]

He raised a very good point though as any numpty can wave a stick about...Now who is the chaf lol

[Shrek]

Vag in his hand , never understood why chavs put their hands down their trackies..... now I do! 

[nathankaye]

Oops, that teaches me not to type when im half tired and to proof read before hitting post button.
But cheers guys for picking up on spelling errors, knew i could count on you for atleast that 

[Bungle]

Oops, that will teach me not to type when I'm half tired and to proof read before hitting post button.
But cheers guys for picking up on spelling errors, I knew I could count on you for at least that. 

FTFY 

[JandS]

Should have said how much an hour are you on.
Some people.....I get it sometimes at a college in Leeds city centre....clean there carpets over 5 floors in a long weekend 3 times a year.....it's always bank holiday weekend when it is very quiet.....you get the odd students bobbing in and walking over where you have just cleaned and saying to their friend don't worry they are just the cleaners.......if only they knew the hourly rate...lol