[Matt.]

Worked this mornin nice and early to get my work done as I had to go to see a job out of town, finished me last job about half 9, filled me van up at the asda and got back in to start and the clutch went down and stayed down ...........
Had to hire a van for the day to go see this job as I couldn't wait for recovery so left it there were it was, got back at half 4 to listen to manager of asda giving it the beans.
Just had it recovered to clutch centre, great news am standing there and mechanic tells me it's the master clutch cylinder ...... And ya mays well change ya clutch while ya there 😢😢😡
Only problem I got is my van won't fit on his ramps ....... 😡😡😡😡😡
Oh 💩
Just got off phone to local Renault dealership were I already do work and I was hoping or the van fixed by dinner time ......
Quote from parts  " great news matt, we have all the parts in stock for you "
New clutch and master cylinder oil fuel an air filters new oil and a few lights around the van
Quote from service department
" sorry to here about the van matt if you get it down to us tonight and leave keys on my desk will have mechanics on it at 8am" ........  Am thinking yes that's great, so I says thank u very much for ya help an will it be ready by 1 tomora afternoon. 😃
...... It wasn't the answer I wanted 🙈🙉🙊💩
1 Monday afternoon matt it's a 12 hour job and the mechanics are not allowed to work past 1 on a Saturday ........
DISASTER came to mind

And that doesn't cover it,  they just rang me back with the only good news of the day and gave me the site van for the weekend, which is appreciated but wtf am I meant to wfp with

Thanks for listening guys and that's my rant over for the day am going to have an hours kip and get this piece of crap towed down to dealership when the rush hour dies down.

[andi wilson]

Bum holes... What Renault have you got..?

I just picked up my Transit from being in the garage 2 weeks, yep that's tight, 2 weeks..! To find the EML light won't go out and it's piddling oil all over the floor..!

Hey ho, weekend is here now and a tinny is now being poured..

[Matt.]

60 plate trafic van done just on 80k. First problem I have had with the van and I punish it so I can't really complain,  it's just wen it happens it's always the worst time possible.
Coz I left in a rush I didn't pick my in car phone charger up and you no wot happened about dinner time,  propa bad day,
Here's a pic I took before my bat died of a section I have been asked to clean

[Afterglow Window Cleaners]

You can borrow my spare backpack if you're desperate?

[Walter Mitty]

Worked this mornin nice and early to get my work done as I had to go to see a job out of town, finished me last job about half 9, filled me van up at the asda and got back in to start and the clutch went down and stayed down ...........
Had to hire a van for the day to go see this job as I couldn't wait for recovery so left it there were it was, got back at half 4 to listen to manager of asda giving it the beans.
Just had it recovered to clutch centre, great news am standing there and mechanic tells me it's the master clutch cylinder ...... And ya mays well change ya clutch while ya there 😢😢😡
Only problem I got is my van won't fit on his ramps ....... 😡😡😡😡😡
Oh 💩
Just got off phone to local Renault dealership were I already do work and I was hoping or the van fixed by dinner time ......
Quote from parts  " great news matt, we have all the parts in stock for you "
New clutch and master cylinder oil fuel an air filters new oil and a few lights around the van
Quote from service department
" sorry to here about the van matt if you get it down to us tonight and leave keys on my desk will have mechanics on it at 8am" ........  Am thinking yes that's great, so I says thank u very much for ya help an will it be ready by 1 tomora afternoon. 😃
...... It wasn't the answer I wanted 🙈🙉🙊💩
1 Monday afternoon matt it's a 12 hour job and the mechanics are not allowed to work past 1 on a Saturday ........
DISASTER came to mind

And that doesn't cover it,  they just rang me back with the only good news of the day and gave me the site van for the weekend, which is appreciated but wtf am I meant to wfp with

Thanks for listening guys and that's my rant over for the day am going to have an hours kip and get this piece of crap towed down to dealership when the rush hour dies down.

Although you're calling it a disaster, that's a pretty good turnaround time IME.  The garage I use usually couldn't even look at it for a week.  It got silly in the end with off road times of 7 weeks and three weeks.  Not their fault, they're good at what they do, treat the customer fairly, so a lot of people go there.  My Trafic had gone into mystery fault mode which took ages to trace - partly because I didn't want to spend too much.
That's gone now though and although the monthly payments look scary, it's nice to drive around in something new with a bit of confidence in it.

[Smudger]

See, you jinxed it by saying how good it was the other day 

Like you say, never ever a good time for it to go bang, just like staff wanting holidays 

Allstate well here mate, I hope the van is ready and back on the road Monday without too much wallet surgery

Darran

[Ben Marriott]

We've had a week of incapable carriers mislabelling and misrouting parcels - and the smashed up a pump!

They are usually good as gold but seem to have cocked up constantly this week! (angry face)

[Matt.]

Definatley 

This dealership is like no other, they don't like having there vans off the rd they understand the pain it causes  they even told not to worry about paying until the end of the month which is very kind of them.
I could  throw a diy set up in it but al sort any wfp out Monday,

Darran

Email your price for what's in the pic inc them metal slats coming down between the window booths and there's a gantry along the top to make it a bit easier

[Matt.]

It must be the end of the world .......... All normal reliable systems are failing

[Bungle]

60 plate trafic van done just on 80k. First problem I have had with the van and I punish it so I can't really complain,  it's just wen it happens it's always the worst time possible.
Coz I left in a rush I didn't pick my in car phone charger up and you no wot happened about dinner time,  propa bad day,
Here's a pic I took before my bat died of a section I have been asked to clean

Hope they were going to turn the power off 

[SB Cleaning]

I had mine done on my primastar a while back cost me 580...

[Smudger]

Matt your answer awaits....

[KLEENAWAY]

Matty, do you want to lend my van on Sunday or Monday mate? Got a 650l twin operator Brodex system in it? I'm  St helens

Danny

[Matt.]

Thanks very much mate, I have just swapped my courtesy van with a friend from Garston, he's over the moon to be honest mate, it's all sign written up with his company and am working at Liverpool's ground on Sunday for the game he says he's coming down to take pics hahaha he says he guna put it on his web site the silly boy 

Some propa good guys on here

[KLEENAWAY]

No worries mate, the offer still stands for Monday. I'm cleaning Divock Origi's house on Tuesday 

Danny