So, I had 2 first cleans to do, so took my 4 year old with me and off we went.
Got to the first flat, cleaned the front and started on the back.... smelt something and looked down and there was fresh dog poop all over my slops.....!!!!!! It was even on the side. flippen stank but I endured and finish the job and started scraping and washing my slops. So now I'm still Ok but getting in a bad mood because I would rather be at home..
House number 2 - get there and I have cleaned it about 6 months ago and charged £20, inc the conservatory roof (shes a friend of the missus)
no-one was there but the key was under the matt, cleaned the front and wandered round the back....!!!! What the f*** the conservatory roof looks like someone had dumped a ton of moss and soil on it..... there's me mumbling under my breath that its not worth a tenner cleaning this....
It took about 40 minutes to clean and all the time my boy is now getting bored....!!!""!!! Daddy I need a wee,,, daddy I need a poo..... daddy I am tired...... daddy I want to go home.....
ME: boy if you shut up for 10 minutes you wouldn't be so tired... can you be quite for 1 minute....
Him... no daddy...
So left and since I was passing a unreliable customer who had wanted his gutters cleaned about 4 months ago I thought I would pop in....
ME: HI
Dave: sorry we no longer want your services!!!!!!
Me:
OK, where you not happy with the cleans?
Dave: I don't want to get into a conversation with you I wanted my gutters cleaned and you didn't do them so goodbye...
slams the door..
fair enough, it took me a few months to get my gutter-vac and I cant do them if there no electricity but it just put me in a worst mood...
wish I had stayed at home or in bed today... the END....!!