[G Griffin]

The owners know it's a difficult job.

You're lucky; the owner of the castle I did was a right git. He used to come down the drawbridge shouting and swearing
Turned out he had Turrets. 

You should be a scriptwriter for Tim Vine.

Vin

I don't know whether that's a compliment or an insult  .

[Perfect Windows]

Definitely a compliment - star comedian.

Vin

[G Griffin]

Yeah, I prefer quick one liners to long drawn out jokes  .

[Dave Willis]

There's a duo of window cleaners round here who specialize in that kind of work. Motte and Bailey I think they're called.