[Mr Sparkle]

Out working today got few nice easy houses done then bang tripped over my big stupid 35litre trolley and snapped the pump connector straight out the bottom of the trolley, Water p***ing everywhere.
Went to cleaning warehouse to see if I could get it fixed ,
Needed trolley straight away so ended up having to fork out for a water genie. £412 plus vat 
Luckily I had one off the shop floor already charged.
Managed to get most work done later in the day.

Then low and behold as i'm on the last house of the day a bl**dy seagull poos all over my head.

What a day

[*Hector*]

On a positive note..

bird poop on your head is considered lucky.. 

[Mr Sparkle]

I hope so hector I say I hope so hector.

Definetley having a go on the lottery this weekend.

Felt a right dope when went to collect payment and woman said I think you've got something down the side of your face lol. It was a quick getaway