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Johnny B

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Re: would you move him
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2013, 03:27:12 pm »
Put an alarm clock next to his ear, set it for two minutes time and start on the first window.

You could also have a hot cuppa waiting for him when he wakes up.
 
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AuRavelling79

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Re: would you move him
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2013, 04:14:23 pm »
Offer him a Watchtower?  ;)
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DG Cleaning

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Re: would you move him
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2013, 04:22:08 pm »
Quote from: Gold on April 24, 2013, 04:14:23 pm
Offer him a Watchtower?  ;)
They make a great pillow or firewood :D
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ascjim

Re: would you move him
« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2013, 04:27:44 pm »
He won't bite. Just wake him up mate, im sure he will understand the poor sod
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Ian Lancaster

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Re: would you move him
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2013, 06:59:50 pm »
Quote from: James - Purewash on April 24, 2013, 04:27:44 pm
He won't bite. Just wake him up mate, im sure he will understand the poor sod

The voice of reason
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Moderator David@stives

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Re: would you move him
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2013, 08:41:57 pm »
Wage him up with big tissue
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G Griffin

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Re: would you move him
« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2013, 10:40:25 pm »
Quote from: James - Purewash on April 24, 2013, 04:27:44 pm
He won't bite. Just wake him up mate, im sure he will understand the poor sod

I don't know. Luis Suarez could have fallen on hard times after a ten match ban.
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MATT BATEMAN (OWC)

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Re: would you move him
« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2013, 10:51:50 pm »
Im pleased to report Richy Wilts has now offered him full time employment.
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G Griffin

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Re: would you move him
« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2013, 10:54:38 pm »
Quote from: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on April 24, 2013, 10:51:50 pm
Im pleased to report Richy Wilts has now offered him full time employment.

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Handyman Window Cleaning Services

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Re: would you move him
« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2013, 12:08:55 am »
now that floor looks hard. maybe sunshine could lend him a mat to sleep on. 
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paulgran1234

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Re: would you move him
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2013, 11:23:04 am »
just start cleaning and f..k him or you will end up like him !!
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Neil Jones

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Re: would you move him
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2013, 12:01:56 pm »
Pay him £5 to do the work for you. Go sit in the cafe across the road all nice and warm with a tea and bacon sandwich. Easy!
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Ben wood

Re: would you move him
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2013, 02:18:07 pm »
Or you could just ask him politely to move. You might be shocked that he is still a human being.
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Sean Dyer

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Re: would you move him
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2013, 03:19:56 pm »
If you give him money a . He will booze or drugs
And b. he will be there every time :)
Just get him a brew and bacon butty (about. £2.50?) and then ask him politely to sod off
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dave f

Re: would you move him
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2013, 03:44:43 pm »
give him money is the worst thing you could do he will be their next time and the next but the price will have gone up ;D just clean tough if he dont move soak him do you think he gives a feck about you or your job NO IVE NO TIME FOR THIS
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