[dave f]

got a knock on door last nite,our lass answers it low and behold summer brigade out at it i wouldent mind my signwriten van was in the drive. she told em her husband is a windy she heard is pal as they walked of say oh feck id have loved to see there faces but i was in the bath

[steven ainger]

I had a guy knock on my door a couple of weeks ago, canvassing for his window cleaning services.
My sign written van was literally 3 yards away from him,  he asked if i was interested in a window cleaning service,
I just looked over his head towards my van and a couple of times nodded my head towards it.
He seemed to get a bit agitated and said " what "
" what " then turned around and said " oh, is that you "
I just smiled and said " yes mate " as he made a hasty retreat 

[Ian Lancaster]

Don't be so mean!  Everyone has to start somewhere, even you!  The least you could have done is offer some constructive criticism on his presentation

[DaveG]

I had a guy came round canvassing last year sometime.

When I asked him for a quote my Mrs called me a lazy b@@@@@d!

[dave the rave]

A window cleaner Did knock on my door looking for business.I let him start cleaning my windows saves me a job .As for the so call summer brigade  never come across them only people wanting to start up as a window cleaner .which I do not have a  problem with only those that  try under cutting for the job