Called on an old girl today to collect the £10 for her first clean.
" I dont want you anymore she grunted,my neighbours cleaner only charges £7.
As I threw myself to the floor crying, distraught and weeping uncontrollably, I ripped at my clothes and begged her not to sack me.
After ten minutes, I got up got dressed and went to sainsburys for a cooked breakfast, As I sat there laughing to myself, I remembered the reason that I target houses over £1m !!