Went to first job this morning for an old boy, no answer at the door. Phoned his landline, he answers 'I'll open the door for you now, young man'.
As I walk into the hall, there's some electro pop music blaring from the lounge. I was just about to say 'I'm not interrupting you having a dance, am I?', when I saw what was on the TV - dirty old bugger was sat there watching a bit of 'Babestation' daytime!
I then had to move his little table which was stacked up with about 20 porno DVDs, and couldn't help but admire his signed photos of him with a stark bollock naked Lindsay Dawn McKenzie from some snooker tournament.
So not quite 'weird' in the sense of the original post, but a strange one nonetheless.
Now I'm off for a wash..