[Roy Harding]

One of Tosh's customers has moved to Monmouth, she asked for a quote so I priced it at £25.00. She saw another window cleaner that morning that  gave a quote and he said £13.00.

And next time wants conservatory roof done.

She emailed me to do it this morning. And paid by bank transfer straight away.

A Mrs Norbury.

Roy

[AuRavelling79]

Mrs. Norbury - "I used to have a funny little toothless Jap-Geordie fella do my windows, I could never understand what he said ... sounded like that chap off Alan Partridge that worked in the hotel, you know the one, the ex-army geezer who had a thing for Newcastle Broon Ale-like."

Roy Harding - "Oh I  know him; he's a Buddhist long distance runner; nice wife, don't know what she sees in him; was he any good at cleaning windows?"

Mrs N - "He's okay but I've known better as Jim Carey said to Amanda Donohoe in "Liar, Liar.""

Roy H - "Well you've come to the right place, I'm the bestest most prufeshnial windy on the River Wye; and no, I'm not carrying a canoe as Lord Flasheart might say. But I'm twice as expensive as anyone else and twice as good! A ha ha ha ha ha!"

Chorus "Ah ha ha ha ha!"

Mrs N  - "Ooh! I like the sound of your tune; there was another chap selling himself cheap, had a yellow rubber duck on board and made rude shapes with his microbore and squeaked on about how he'd take my photograph; but I'll have you instead please!"

And so Roy Harding gains another happy customer!

Later that day -

Ringring Ringring! "Harding Window Cleaning to the Gentry; please leave a message ..."

Tosh "Wayai? Roy? I saw yer poost-like and that Mrs Norbury's moved and owes me five cleans-like! Whatshernooaddress-like?"

 

[richard jagger]

Good story, Gold you should put it in book form. They all lived happy ever after. IT could replace Noddy books.

[Tom White]

One of Tosh's customers has moved to Monmouth, she asked for a quote so I priced it at £25.00. She saw another window cleaner that morning that  gave a quote and he said £13.00.

And next time wants conservatory roof done.

She emailed me to do it this morning. And paid by bank transfer straight away.

A Mrs Norbury.

Roy

I'd've been cleaning her windows today if she hadn't moved.

Small world innit?

[DaveG]

Mrs. Norbury - "I used to have a funny little toothless Jap-Geordie fella do my windows, I could never understand what he said ... sounded like that chap off Alan Partridge that worked in the hotel, you know the one, the ex-army geezer who had a thing for Newcastle Broon Ale-like."

Roy Harding - "Oh I  know him; he's a Buddhist long distance runner; nice wife, don't know what she sees in him; was he any good at cleaning windows?"

Mrs N - "He's okay but I've known better as Jim Carey said to Amanda Donohoe in "Liar, Liar.""

Roy H - "Well you've come to the right place, I'm the bestest most prufeshnial windy on the River Wye; and no, I'm not carrying a canoe as Lord Flasheart might say. But I'm twice as expensive as anyone else and twice as good! A ha ha ha ha ha!"

Chorus "Ah ha ha ha ha!"

Mrs N  - "Ooh! I like the sound of your tune; there was another chap selling himself cheap, had a yellow rubber duck on board and made rude shapes with his microbore and squeaked on about how he'd take my photograph; but I'll have you instead please!"

And so Roy Harding gains another happy customer!

Later that day -

Ringring Ringring! "Harding Window Cleaning to the Gentry; please leave a message ..."

Tosh "Wayai? Roy? I saw yer poost-like and that Mrs Norbury's moved and owes me five cleans-like! Whatshernooaddress-like?"

 

 

[Roy Harding]

Mrs. Norbury - "I used to have a funny little toothless Jap-Geordie fella do my windows, I could never understand what he said ... sounded like that chap off Alan Partridge that worked in the hotel, you know the one, the ex-army geezer who had a thing for Newcastle Broon Ale-like."

Roy Harding - "Oh I  know him; he's a Buddhist long distance runner; nice wife, don't know what she sees in him; was he any good at cleaning windows?"

Mrs N - "He's okay but I've known better as Jim Carey said to Amanda Donohoe in "Liar, Liar.""

Roy H - "Well you've come to the right place, I'm the bestest most prufeshnial windy on the River Wye; and no, I'm not carrying a canoe as Lord Flasheart might say. But I'm twice as expensive as anyone else and twice as good! A ha ha ha ha ha!"

Chorus "Ah ha ha ha ha!"

Mrs N  - "Ooh! I like the sound of your tune; there was another chap selling himself cheap, had a yellow rubber duck on board and made rude shapes with his microbore and squeaked on about how he'd take my photograph; but I'll have you instead please!"

And so Roy Harding gains another happy customer!

Later that day -

Ringring Ringring! "Harding Window Cleaning to the Gentry; please leave a message ..."

Tosh "Wayai? Roy? I saw yer poost-like and that Mrs Norbury's moved and owes me five cleans-like! Whatshernooaddress-like?"

 

Just brilliant 

Roy