[AuRavelling79]

I've just been to a funeral (my Mum's cousin) today and we're standing around the grave and I catch the minister's eye. He's only one of my custies.

"Small world isn't it?" says he, across 6ft of freshly dug hole.

[Barnes Wallis]

And did you drop dead into the middle of it?  That would have been seriously Monty Python!

[Perfect Windows]

I've just been to a funeral (my Mum's cousin) today and we're standing around the grave and I catch the minister's eye. He's only one of my custies.

"Small world isn't it?" says he, across 6ft of freshly dug hole.

You should have replied "Yes, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it"

[AuRavelling79]

Wow this thread is a better resurrection than Lazarus's!  

[jk999]

Did you ask him to pay his window money