[Granny]

Thought that would get your attention!
Maybe thought you was logged onto the wrong forum.
Txt today.
"You cleaned our windows earlier than we exected."  (In fact was 4 Weeks to the day bang on).
"We have had scaffolding erected since you visited (Friday) and the windows are all dirty now - we think you should give them a complimentary clean in view of the fact that you came earlier than we expected."
 

[Bedfordshire Oven Cleaning]

Erm...No!
What a bloody cheek.

[Dave Willis]

Get down the doctors - you might get a spray that helps.

[stuart mc]

  just got to love customers

just text back sorry but no they were done 4 weeks to the day as arranged, I will be happy to re clean at the normal price or you can wait 4 weeks as normal

[AuRavelling79]

(To the tune of the Lone Ranger.)

To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump
to the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump
to the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump
to the duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump to the dump dump dump!

 

Chorus:-

"And get two more! Yay!"

[magic moments]

Update please,I love these posts.

[steven ainger]

Tell them it will be extra next time, cos now its a builders clean !!