[john stracey]

was something like this posted a while ago can't seem to find this anywhere anyone know cheers john

[bumper]

something to do  with wfp prefer custard creams  to  Bourbon biscuit and traders prefer nice biscuites and rich tea its all down to dunking your biscuits.
 

[john stracey]

thanks bumper

[SB Cleaning]

send me an email i have got one

[john stracey]

just sent it

[Granny]

Hi
Been thro' this recently - fretted for a while then followed concensus of opinion on here - don't bother - just do them - anyone asks - we use this new system now.
G.

[AuRavelling79]

Dear Mrs Custy,

As of next clean I will be using the WFP (bog brush on a stick with a garden hose squirting through the bristles) method to clean your windows.

This means that your frames will get done every time and not bumped like I used to until they were so minging I had to rearrange the dirt a bit. Your bathroom window, which we both knew I didn't do and you were too polite to say anything about will get done also.

You will moan about the windows being left wet and the water going everywhere ... I only care about this insofar as you might cancel and whinge to all your neighbours over coffee and I lose the whole street and so I will offer to do trad downstairs except when you are out for coffee at your neighbours and I will chance it in the hope you don't notice.

When I have enough custies to replace the "I hate that thing" moaners I will drop you like a hot potato. (And replace with 2 of course!)

Love and kisses,

[mister bit]

don't tell them it's just window cleaning you're a window cleaner there windows will be cleaned

[Ian101]

Dont tell them just crack on

When the plasterers stopped using cow s hit and straw and switched over to plaster did they tell the customer ?

its called advancement

if they moan ask if they have a washing machine or do they still prefer to do it by hand ?

 

[john stracey]

all good comments lads, have been wfp for last 18 months without any real issues from custies, but now and again one is genuinely interested in the process, and i remember a really good explainitory letter covering everything, which would be good to give them just can't remember where i saw it.

[rosskesava]

Dear Mrs Custy,

As of next clean I will be using the WFP (bog brush on a stick with a garden hose squirting through the bristles) method to clean your windows.

This means that your frames will get done every time and not bumped like I used to until they were so minging I had to rearrange the dirt a bit. Your bathroom window, which we both knew I didn't do and you were too polite to say anything about will get done also.

You will moan about the windows being left wet and the water going everywhere ... I only care about this insofar as you might cancel and whinge to all your neighbours over coffee and I lose the whole street and so I will offer to do trad downstairs except when you are out for coffee at your neighbours and I will chance it in the hope you don't notice.

When I have enough custies to replace the "I hate that thing" moaners I will drop you like a hot potato. (And replace with 2 of course!)

Love and kisses,

That is so accurate. Especially the bit about when they're out I'll wfp the whole place.