[Neil Williams]

Saw on BBC news that the main carpark in Southampton docks must have been full...... because some git in a scabby carpet cleaning van had left his vehicle parked up against some cruise liner.
Some people eh 

[wynne jones]

Saw on BBC news that the main carpark in Southampton docks must have been full...... because some git in a scabby carpet cleaning van had left his vehicle parked up against some cruise liner.
Some people eh 

I saw that, there was a big fog horn going off in the background....... called Simon. 

[William Sharpe]

Some people will do anything to see royalty but to pass yourself off as a "carpet cleaner" takes the cake!