Almost lost me fingered today!!

Bloody big dog sitting under the letter box were
I was posting, posted a leaflet and sh@t me pants!
The little bugger got 2 fingers, drew blood on one

I pulled me hand out that quick I took the letter box of as well!
I've hand a few near misses and new it was only a matter
Of time till one got me but today was the day!
Any ond else had a chopping ??