panic phone call from one of my team-I've lost the takings somewhere!!hes out in the sticks today so could be anywhere
I try and sound relaxed on the phone but could quite happily reach my arm all the way down the connection and throttle him

He phones his missus and she says 'have you checked everywhere in the van?'
yeh ,yeh its not where I normally put it
Hes now at 30000ft and cruising
She says-check the glovebox(not company policy if anyone sees one of my vans!!)
No its not there - I just checked!
Check again
Oh there it is- in the glove box!
Window cleaner- you are cleared for landing
I , regain composure and try and laugh it off as one of lifes funny little incidents
I'me off for a lie down

Roy