[H S and Son]

An e-mail....…………


Hello
 
Can you please give me a quote for cleaning a gutter on a terraced house. 
 
Many thanks
Sylvia

[Sean Dyer]

so quote it you miserable fart


 

[Tom White]

Just e-mail them a price based on no access problems, telling them as such.

Your average terraced house is about 14 feet long; just big enough to park a mondeo outside and the wife's mini.

It's not that hard to guesstimate.

[Kwackers]

I'd be happy with that with my new site when it's moving. At the end of the day it's a lead. Phone them, get their address, visit, quote, clean, get paid

[H S and Son]

She hasn't said if she wants the insides done, the outsides done or both. She hasn't said where she is, it might be 2 doors up the road or 15 miles away. She hasn't even had the decency to say if she's got big tits.

Honestly, maybe I'm turning into victor meldrew, but what a dope.

[H S and Son]

I'd be happy with that with my new site when it's moving. At the end of the day it's a lead. Phone them, get their address, visit, quote, clean, get paid

How can I phone her, she hasn't left her number. Seriously some people.

[H S and Son]

'Hello. I've got a house how much to do some work round it?'

[stuart mc]

  does my head in as well Matt that and how much to clean my windows in camelon, audrey or I need an emergency window clean in Larbert as we are having a party on saturday, how much would it be

[Steve_c]

 victor meldrew  

[H S and Son]

Fukc-off  

[Tom White]

"How much do you charge to clean a house?" 

[H S and Son]

does my head in as well Matt that and how much to clean my windows in camelon, audrey or I need an emergency window clean in Larbert as we are having a party on saturday, how much would it be

Poke their eyes out mate, I would. They're obviously being purposely obtuse and trying to wind you up. 

[Kwackers]

Well, instead of having an email address, why not have a contact form that includes:

Address
Phone Number
Email Address

etc?

[H S and Son]

What's this?


http://www.oakleywindowcleaning.co.uk/contact.htm

[Kwackers]

You have made your email available, so some people will use it. Take it off if it bothers you that much and stop your whinging.

Seriously...some people...

[cozy]

I'd be happy with that with my new site when it's moving. At the end of the day it's a lead. Phone them, get their address, visit, quote, clean, get paid

Don't expect things to work smoother when your site is working  You will still get these type of questions mate!

[H S and Son]

I'm too good for this world that's the trouble. It's like oil and water. Far too distinct and far superior  

Kwackers It's from people like me that the next race of superior beings rises.  If I were you I'd end it all now mate, save infecting the rest of us with your contaminated genome
 

[dazmond]

matt are you still trimming customers plants that are in the way of the windows your supposed to clean as a little sideline or free of charge? ;Dis it going down well with the customers?

[stuart mc]

I'd be happy with that with my new site when it's moving. At the end of the day it's a lead. Phone them, get their address, visit, quote, clean, get paid

Don't expect things to work smoother when your site is working  You will still get these type of questions mate!

I love the call as well, can you do my windows tomorrow, it is a first floor flat and has to be done tomorrow, as we are selling and viewers will be coming, it has so many windows how much then when you reply with a price they are surprised I have loads of polite reply's for both email and and phone calls but they really do my nut in

[H S and Son]

matt are you still trimming customers plants that are in the way of the windows your supposed to clean as a little sideline or free of charge? ;Dis it going down well with the customers?

It's funny you should say that Daz, I had to move a few plant pots today to get to a conservatory, which goes against the grain since my run in with The dog-collared one, I was most wary and considerate, not wanting to cause undue damage and suffering to a Pelargonium you know