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Pittmonkey

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Didn't think I was that slow
« on: April 19, 2011, 08:00:27 pm »
I always take my time and make sure I do a good job ( Like we all do).

Always thought I should speed up a bit but "Hey!!" I'm happy at the speed I go.

Until today!!

Turned up at the house and there was a notice on the back gate:

Wayne
Please do the fronts only this time as the we didn't put the Tortoise in the cage and don't want it to get out ???

Wonder if its name is Usain
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Pittmonkey

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Re: Didn't think I was that slow
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2011, 08:05:39 pm »
 ;D
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matthewprice

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Re: Didn't think I was that slow
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2011, 08:47:40 pm »
best i have heard in ages cant stop laughing ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Pittmonkey

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Re: Didn't think I was that slow
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2011, 09:49:16 am »
Turned up again the other day.

Note on Gate:
Wayne it's OK to open the gate. The tortoise is in the cage.

 ;D
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andyM

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Re: Didn't think I was that slow
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2011, 09:53:16 am »
Don't you just love em  ;D ;D ;D
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Johnny B

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Re: Didn't think I was that slow
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2011, 10:16:14 am »
Brilliant!  ;D

John
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groundhog

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Re: Didn't think I was that slow
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2011, 10:33:38 am »
Some toitoises are pretty nippy, I can remember one that used to follow me around a customers garden trying to bite my toes!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qwqTqgJaIo&feature=related
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ian1972

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Re: Didn't think I was that slow
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2011, 10:58:50 am »
Have u never heard of the tail of the tortoise and the hare.....
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the bfg

Re: Didn't think I was that slow
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2011, 12:01:47 pm »
Quote from: Pittmonkey on April 19, 2011, 08:00:27 pm
I always take my time and make sure I do a good job ( Like we all do).

Always thought I should speed up a bit but "Hey!!" I'm happy at the speed I go.

Until today!!

Turned up at the house and there was a notice on the back gate:

Wayne
Please do the fronts only this time as the we didn't put the Tortoise in the cage and don't want it to get out ???

Wonder if its name is Usain

















how come it wasn't on a chain ?  :D
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Blue Frog Systems

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Re: Didn't think I was that slow
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2011, 12:04:37 pm »
One of my customers has a tortoise ... she's quite fast
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the bfg

Re: Didn't think I was that slow
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2011, 12:15:28 pm »
Quote from: Blue Frog Systems on May 22, 2011, 12:04:37 pm
One of my customers has a tortoise ... she's quite fast
















does it run on SHELL ?
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Blue Frog Systems

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Re: Didn't think I was that slow
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2011, 12:17:49 pm »
Yep, though not off the pump stuff ;)
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keith rockman

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Re: Didn't think I was that slow
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2011, 12:23:49 pm »
Reminds me of the old joke about the tortoise being mugged by a couple of snails on the way home from the bank, and when the police arrive and ask for a description of the snails the tortoise says, i cant give you a description as it all happened so fast.  :)
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