Superb effort mate and it looks great,
But arent they only £2 to buy anyway??
Yes, but I don't think that the ones you buy slide over the fitting, do they? This one does, and that's the whole point of it. As Spruce put it, like a foreskin. Actually, as the fitting is for a female, maybe it's more of a labia?
Anyway, the main point is that my delicate bits don't get dragged over the ground, get worn down and get bits of grit in the works.
And anyway, even if it is only a couple of quid, why would I ever want to buy anything when I can make it myself? I get a real sense of achievement out of doing stuff for myself.