[derek west]

its my day off and its baking outside

answer one two or three

1) suncream
2) raw,
3) mazola. (other oil brands available)

can't decide but  either way i'm getting baked.

[richy27]

Baby oil del and a bath in power burst to strip it off

[Dennis]

Elizabeth Arden then Max Factor.   

[derek west]

Elizabeth Arden then Max Factor.   

can't use that till ive had my bikini wax dennis,

[Derek_Walker]

I think you are gonna need some sun factor f90 on your bonce, with touch of rx20 on the rest of your extremeties.

[M.Acorn]

Can't take advantage of it myself,I am covered in moles,had to have one cut off a year or so ago,so have to watch out in the sun,or I will end up looking like a patchwork quilt.

[Sarah Kirby]

Elizabeth Arden then Max Factor.   

can't use that till ive had my bikini wax dennis,

You're in luck Derek, Im also a fully qualified beauty therapist, just bring along your mankini/unitard and we'll have your bikini line sorted in no time! 

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Hells bells Derek that's an offer you can't refuse

Put some Mpower on that does everything

Shaun

[derek west]

Elizabeth Arden then Max Factor.   

can't use that till ive had my bikini wax dennis,

You're in luck Derek, Im also a fully qualified beauty therapist, just bring along your mankini/unitard and we'll have your bikini line sorted in no time! 

thanks sarah but i was thinking more along the lines of  a gardener,

[Sarah Kirby]

Elizabeth Arden then Max Factor.   

can't use that till ive had my bikini wax dennis,

You're in luck Derek, Im also a fully qualified beauty therapist, just bring along your mankini/unitard and we'll have your bikini line sorted in no time! 

thanks sarah but i was thinking more along the lines of  a gardener,

Ummm......thats more Garys forte 

[Paul Simpson]

As Baz Luhrmann once said "wear sunscreen" 

[garyj]

Was Baz Luhrmann a ginger?

[Paul Simpson]

Was Baz Luhrmann a ginger?

No he was the sporty one 

But no idea