[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

as i say just rung this new custie up re cleaning the house well alan he sez i ay got rid of the old bloke yet so a reply well this is your problem you should have cancelled him in the outset. i have cleaned them once and he said he cancelled the other chap then

[spongebob]

Sorry. what did you say?

[elite mike]

Sorry. what did you say?

[Smudger]

huh 

[LBWCS]

blackcountry is perfect english how can u not understand? i understand aj just doe  go back agen

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

it just a rant mates. well nice to educate a few windys on how we speak down here. we do miss a few vowels or two.

[spongebob]

oh. I just read it with a brummy accent and it all makes sense now. The odd full stop would really help though.

[Londoner]

Thats not an accent, its a speech impediment.

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

i think theres a full stop in there mates LOL

[RO-Sheen]

oh. I just read it with a brummy accent and it all makes sense now. The odd full stop would really help though.

Thanks for the tip mate, I just read it in Brummy and I understand it now hahaha

[Wc Solutions]

yeah we get this.

do the houses either side.

'not this time thank you'

or

'where have you been? my windows are filthy!'

or

'your not my window cleaner'

or

'you only came last week'

had enough so i said look - you asked us to clean the windows - then you say no then yes, you clearly have two wcs so just use the other chaps.

year on - 'are you doing mine today?'

no! we are not your cleaners!

'oh mines not been for 4 months'

so we thought ok 1 wc now give them a second chance.

next month

'not today thank you!

next month

'where have you been!'

i had to bite my tongue so hard i almost put a hole in it!

[CLEANCARE WC]

DID YOU KEEP HER WC?

[Wc Solutions]

i did for a bit, not cuz of the money, more just to keep the peace.

as 9 in a row, and couldnt be doing with moaning...

she got better to be honest, then the husband started get stroppy! saying your coming to often.

so im dumping it, have to see what happens when im due in the area next

[CLEANCARE WC]

aaah the old coming to often line, its very rare we encounter a new complaint/excuse.

[Wc Solutions]

aaah the old coming to often line, theres never really a new complaint/excuse we encounter is there.

how about you didnt put my bin out!!

or

even why didnt you get my washing in!

ive had this before!

i think customer want to moan and they get pd off when we do a good job and they cant moan about the windows

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

LOL