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mlscontractcleaner

  • Posts: 1483
New work; should I tell the wife???
« on: March 28, 2011, 12:26:25 pm »
Just picked up a new fortnightly clean; a local massage parlour. Should I tell the wife lol?????
Come and talk dirty to us!!!

RO-Sheen

  • Posts: 1308
Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2011, 12:37:29 pm »
hahaahaha.............love it! If you ask them nicely will they do a wfp dance for you?
Formerly known as GARGAAX

scud

  • Posts: 683
Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2011, 02:58:05 pm »
  I do a lady who has a "massage" service from her home.

  Have you done it on an exchange of services deal too? ;D

windowcleaninginessex.co.uk

  • Posts: 716
Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2011, 04:03:09 pm »
Depends whether they are paying cash or paying in kindness..
Darren
---THE BEST YOU CAN GET---
www.windowcleaninginessex.co.uk

perfectpanesplymouth

  • Posts: 220
Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2011, 04:43:03 pm »
T!ts and hand shandy is it Ivor? lol ;D ;D

mlscontractcleaner

  • Posts: 1483
Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2011, 06:31:05 pm »
Lads you are soooo smutty; thought like that never even crossed my mind; honest ;)
Come and talk dirty to us!!!

Pole 2 Pole

  • Posts: 1051
Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2011, 07:30:57 pm »
She must have seen you coming  :)

♠Winp®oClean♠

  • Posts: 4085
Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2011, 07:58:03 pm »
Just picked up a new fortnightly clean; a local massage parlour. Should I tell the wife lol?????

Roll on xmas dude, -tips from the local knocking shop!!!!! ;D

newbroom

  • Posts: 307
Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2011, 08:42:41 pm »
You never know you might a week in hand

H S and Son

Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2011, 08:54:24 pm »
I used to clean the windows for a sports masseur, in the end she used to give me a massage and I'd clean her windows. It was all clean  :P

Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2011, 06:41:40 am »
How would you pay tax on the this type of transaction or would you pay that in kind as well and tell to get fff tooo.

Blue Frog Systems

  • Posts: 3813
Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2011, 06:45:19 am »
Will that one go on the list for potential custys  who want to know who else you clean ;D   ??
Only those who risk going too far will truly know how far they can actually go

P @ F

  • Posts: 6323
Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2011, 09:13:59 am »
MLS , Which one is it , i feel i may need to undercut you !

I got a long pole you can borrow for the job PEEWEE  ;D ;D ;D

Rich
I'm so lazy I'm getting tired of it !

George P

  • Posts: 1304
Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2011, 02:18:13 pm »
tell the wife - what if she already works in there ;D ;D

mlscontractcleaner

  • Posts: 1483
Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2011, 03:00:48 pm »
No chance of that, she wont want to work in the same place as my mum!!!!
Come and talk dirty to us!!!

George P

  • Posts: 1304
Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2011, 04:57:43 pm »
No chance of that, she wont want to work in the same place as my mum!!!!

;D ;D

simon w

  • Posts: 1708
Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2011, 07:16:42 pm »
We used to clean the windows at a Bristol Lap Dancing club all external windows the internal mirrors and scrim the pole dancing poles  :P

Great job because they were usually doing auditions whilst we were there  :o

But had to let it go in the end because the management were unreliable about opening the club during the day, so often it was hard to keep to a schedule also chasing payment for our invoices too often.