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windolene

Customer was framed!
« on: February 03, 2011, 07:09:06 pm »
Hi,

A new customer getting on for 70ish said would I like to see her naked :o, before I could say no she led me into her bedroom........................................ & there on the wall was a framed 1974 Mayfair magazine centrefold spread of her. ;D. She went on to say that she was a model in her younger days & went on to work in numerous London casinos.



Kevin WINDOLENE

Ste M

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Re: Customer was framed!
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2011, 07:14:14 pm »
whats her name so i can google her, i like them old haha

Re: Customer was framed!
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2011, 08:54:20 pm »
I had to do a property valuation some years ago. A lady answered the door in a long dress with these thick glasses looked like some sort of hippy type. In the bedroom above the bed there was a poster of this beautiful nude girl absolutely stunning lying on her back on a bed. As I took down the details my eye would catch this nude.
The lady asked if I new the model? I said not but that she was stunning. At point she said it was her. Well I could not believe my eyes, I was absolutely gob smacked.
 ;D ;D

mci services

Re: Customer was framed!
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2011, 09:09:58 pm »
we need names fellas ::) not stories that is just teasing us :D

Re: Customer was framed!
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2011, 09:56:41 pm »
Stu did you never learn remember Russel Brand or SKY sport say to much can get you in the pooe

Londoner

Re: Customer was framed!
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2011, 10:03:03 pm »
A 70 year old customer asked if you wanted to see her naked, and you went in??


Newannaive

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Re: Customer was framed!
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2011, 11:00:49 pm »
hard times, well not literally  ;D

mark dew

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Re: Customer was framed!
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2011, 11:15:16 pm »
A 70 year old customer asked if you wanted to see her naked, and you went in??

 ;D

G Griffin

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Re: Customer was framed!
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2011, 11:19:44 pm »
whats her name so i can google her, i like them old haha

Is that what they call it these days. Ooooh.
Stu did you never learn remember Russel Brand or SKY sport say to much can get you in the pooe

That`s what he wants; a bit of backdoor action. Ooooh.
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