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the bfg

AAAH THATS BETTER
« on: September 14, 2010, 10:09:52 pm »
Had one of those days today when every customer made me a cuppa, however later this afternoon I was doing a £25 house and while at the back I was needing a jeff hurst but just held it in and thought I would find somewere when I finioshed the job.

however by the time I got round the front I was really holding on but with no hidden place to disaprear into I knew I wasn't gonna make it to the next job,    but thankfully th customer arrived home and I begged her if I could use her loo

man alive what a relief and I felt I could have filled an olympic swimming pool  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

one of the problems of being addicted to earl gray tea  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

mci services

Re: AAAH THATS BETTER
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2010, 10:12:04 pm »
dont you have a bucket in your van :o

scottt24

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Re: AAAH THATS BETTER
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2010, 10:16:18 pm »
get yourself a bucket and a bottle of bleach in the back of van :o :o
Thanks,
              Scott

Blue Frog Systems

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Re: AAAH THATS BETTER
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2010, 10:20:21 pm »
empty 4 pint bottle of milk.... ive been close, but never filled one completely so its over flowing
Only those who risk going too far will truly know how far they can actually go

bobby p

Re: AAAH THATS BETTER
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2010, 10:46:20 pm »
got nicked,i must remember that  :o



 today i was about to clean a spiritualist church and was absolutely bursting  so just went behind van  using a bucket as cover


 church wasnt open at the time

Newannaive

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Re: AAAH THATS BETTER
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2010, 10:54:36 pm »
i got caught peeing behind the dentist i just did  :'(

mci services

Re: AAAH THATS BETTER
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2010, 12:17:27 am »
where would you rather it happened on the property being cleaned or in the privacy of the rear of a van in an empty bucket in the back of a van? then tip it down a drain and and rinse with bleach or whatever your choice of chemical happens to be.

Frankybadboy

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Re: AAAH THATS BETTER
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2010, 07:15:14 am »
where would you rather it happened on the property being cleaned or in the privacy of the rear of a van in an empty bucket in the back of a van? then tip it down a drain and and rinse with bleach or whatever your choice of chemical happens to be.
have you seen the back of his van it like a sh it tip. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: AAAH THATS BETTER
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2010, 05:45:18 pm »
i use my skivis bucket on a belt when its in the back of the van , not when hes got it on ;)

tom2009

Re: AAAH THATS BETTER
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2010, 06:06:02 pm »
got nicked,i must remember that  :o



 today i was about to clean a spiritualist church and was absolutely bursting  so just went behind van  using a bucket as cover


 church wasnt open at the time
HE can still see you bobby p! bucket or not.

Steve_c

Re: AAAH THATS BETTER
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2010, 10:28:54 pm »
I'm told ionics are launching a new add on...........He-wee, turns your p into pure water. ;D

ascjim

Re: AAAH THATS BETTER
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2010, 09:22:07 pm »
That cracked me up :D

Andy@w.c.s

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Re: AAAH THATS BETTER
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2010, 10:16:33 pm »
Anyone know the tds of that ? ;D

CLEANCARE WC

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Re: AAAH THATS BETTER
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2010, 03:37:39 pm »
BLEACH? YOU HAVE BEEN TRAINED WELL  ;)
WE CLEAN BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT WITH WATER FED POLE WHEN WORKING AT HEIGHT.