[the bfg]

Had one of those days today when every customer made me a cuppa, however later this afternoon I was doing a £25 house and while at the back I was needing a jeff hurst but just held it in and thought I would find somewere when I finioshed the job.

however by the time I got round the front I was really holding on but with no hidden place to disaprear into I knew I wasn't gonna make it to the next job,    but thankfully th customer arrived home and I begged her if I could use her loo

man alive what a relief and I felt I could have filled an olympic swimming pool 

one of the problems of being addicted to earl gray tea 

[mci services]

dont you have a bucket in your van

[scottt24]

get yourself a bucket and a bottle of bleach in the back of van

[Blue Frog Systems]

empty 4 pint bottle of milk.... ive been close, but never filled one completely so its over flowing

[bobby p]

got nicked,i must remember that 



 today i was about to clean a spiritualist church and was absolutely bursting  so just went behind van  using a bucket as cover


 church wasnt open at the time

[Newannaive]

i got caught peeing behind the dentist i just did 

[mci services]

where would you rather it happened on the property being cleaned or in the privacy of the rear of a van in an empty bucket in the back of a van? then tip it down a drain and and rinse with bleach or whatever your choice of chemical happens to be.

[Frankybadboy]

where would you rather it happened on the property being cleaned or in the privacy of the rear of a van in an empty bucket in the back of a van? then tip it down a drain and and rinse with bleach or whatever your choice of chemical happens to be.

have you seen the back of his van it like a sh it tip.

[barry mallett]

i use my skivis bucket on a belt when its in the back of the van , not when hes got it on

[tom2009]

got nicked,i must remember that 



 today i was about to clean a spiritualist church and was absolutely bursting  so just went behind van  using a bucket as cover


 church wasnt open at the time

HE can still see you bobby p! bucket or not.

[Steve_c]

I'm told ionics are launching a new add on...........He-wee, turns your p into pure water.

[ascjim]

That cracked me up

[Andy@w.c.s]

Anyone know the tds of that ?

[CLEANCARE WC]

BLEACH? YOU HAVE BEEN TRAINED WELL