Don't forget most Northern window cleaners are professionals, they are not like the bands of Muppets operating down South who don't really have a clue

(I don't actually mean all of you on here) Which means they work faster and more efficiently, and
some may not charge as much as they should, maybe the guy in the hotel was having his windows cleaned by a dole dosser?
I can't wait for your reactions to this post!
At least it will give you something to do today.
Happy moaning and spitting back!