[Dean Wilson]

Take a look at this;

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2005/04/northwich-cheshire/

[Simon Gerrard]

Mmm, that's Derek West country.
A Northwich local can be identified by their walk. The lads all bounce around on spring heels like someone’s shoved a 6-foot stick up their arse
Derek, you'll have to move, mate